That is right thee loyal followers of RN, the Soulblighter you all know and love has been renamed Barrel Boy. After years of making wisecrack comments to my friendly neighbors to the north, those hockey loving, vodka swilling canucks, I finally crossed the line. For it seems that despite my repetitive attacks on the great whiteness it was always deemed acceptable. Make a ribbing about the CEO of Relic pimping himself… fine, refer to their tundra as the bastard son of Greenland… fine, but yesterday I made a grievous error. I insulted their currency.
Later that evening over vodka (surprise surprise) and cigars in the DoW testing lab, a decision was made between the employees of relic and pike, the administrator of rn. Taking effect at midnight pacific standard time (the start of my birthday no less), I was acquisitioned to relic for $10 american currency and two mules, and if you are wondering, I am aware of the irony. Now for the time being I don’t really understand all the logistics in this hostile takeover, heck I didn’t even know I was property, but I do know it will involve the burly man and barrel pictured below:
I can not disclose the entire email I received from Alex Garden and Jay Wilson due to that this is a family website, but let me just say that the man pictured will be my new “supervisor”.
To summarize… I was sold to relic for livestock and will now be reporting the news for free (nothing ever changes) from a barrel under the new name Barrel Boy.
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