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ceejayoz (RB profile)
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Chris Johnson (aka SPAWN OF SATAN)
e-mail address
cj@ceejayoz.com
website
location
living in Rochester, New York, USA... born in Melbourne, Australia and hopefully moving back in a few years
personal bio
Relic Boards administrator and Relicnews King of the Code Monkeys.
I joined the Relic Boards way back in 1999, shortly after a friend showed me the beta. Haven’t left since!
I’m a freelance web developer taking business courses and planning on getting married to my fiance, Jen, in 2007.
My photos are here...
notable events
Lots happened this year!
- Turned 22
- Became a business major and nearly finished the degree already
- Shut down Relic Universe and signed on with Relicnews
- Became a Relic Boards Administrator (not a condition of above! hehehe…
- Became an IRC oper
- Ran our Child’s Play donation tracker with molo
- Launched a new commercial website
I’d list the yearbook, but I was late and so that happened in 2006. ;F
favorite quote
“I posit that we’re all athiests. Theists just disbelieve in one fewer god than I do.”
“Look man, it’s not an exact science. We don’t have any formal QA procedures that say ‘if the customer sets the box up like a complete assworshiping rimjobber fucktard with a button pushing fetish then subsystems A, B, C and 12 will break horrifically’.”
“There is no amount of sarcasm that will allow me to adequately express just how terrible this plan is.” – Goats
[Kroggy] reiss makes irc sound like some evil dungeon from where we plan raids to pillage, burn and rape the forums.
[ionfish] riess hit the nail on the head then
[Jinkguns] sniffles
[Jinkguns] hug?
[soul] hugs are for equals
[soul] bend over
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Comments (67)
I ping in your general direction!
Moe • 7 Feb 2006 @ 16:55 GMT
hot sauce
molo • 7 Feb 2006 @ 17:20 GMT
cj fails at website design
NovaBurn • 7 Feb 2006 @ 17:32 GMT
Oh God it’s Satan! Err… Hi Ceejay!
Dj • 7 Feb 2006 @ 19:49 GMT
voodoo ceejay
Void • 7 Feb 2006 @ 20:08 GMT
Is ceejay the one on the left?
Tiresias • 7 Feb 2006 @ 20:30 GMT
WTF is that thing under the left elbow?
Inf • 7 Feb 2006 @ 20:37 GMT
I … think it’s his head.
[Scribble] • 7 Feb 2006 @ 20:49 GMT
Who the bleep is that giant lifting ceejayoz by his arms? shocked
hybris • 7 Feb 2006 @ 21:38 GMT
awesome code for the yearbook interface btw, cj!
hybris • 7 Feb 2006 @ 21:39 GMT
Word of Advice from a man to a man: don’t let Jen catch you with some other bird. Bloody Carnage ensueth.
Dimension • 7 Feb 2006 @ 21:39 GMT
Yeah, especially if this bird doesn’t have anything on. Just like this one!
Thumbs up for the site, btw…
Artoo • 7 Feb 2006 @ 21:50 GMT
Quick, someone – flip the picture upside down so it looks like Ceej is a giant nude chicken standing next to some tasteless wallpaper!
Retroboy • 7 Feb 2006 @ 21:53 GMT
you always get all the credit for this site crap. ;(
molo • 7 Feb 2006 @ 21:58 GMT
0_o Is it just me or is he molesting that chicken or turkey or what ever the hell that is….
HunterX • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:21 GMT
Nice site backend Mr Potter!
the_sidewinder • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:36 GMT
Poor bird, it had it coming!
Someguy • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:47 GMT
That chicken looks scared.
Gazbeans • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:47 GMT
W
T
F
Zepherian • 7 Feb 2006 @ 22:58 GMT
More CJ, less chicken :p
Locutus • 7 Feb 2006 @ 23:29 GMT
That chicken looks owned.
General Nuke Em • 8 Feb 2006 @ 00:55 GMT
I see you shot that thing right in the chest… good aim…
Sajuukar • 8 Feb 2006 @ 01:04 GMT
Truss that motherf*****! Truss it, I say!
Tails • 8 Feb 2006 @ 01:36 GMT
What did you do to jen?!
Verrin • 8 Feb 2006 @ 01:41 GMT
Jen’s still around.
ceejayoz • 8 Feb 2006 @ 01:55 GMT
She looks fearful in that picture…
Someguy • 8 Feb 2006 @ 02:13 GMT
that turkey’s got thicker legs than you do
Mac_Bug • 8 Feb 2006 @ 02:15 GMT
Dolts.
ceejayoz • 8 Feb 2006 @ 02:22 GMT
W
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F
2
Nice site..
HomeBoy • 8 Feb 2006 @ 13:58 GMT
so how does jen like fornicating with statans anorexic offspring?
Dimension • 8 Feb 2006 @ 20:13 GMT
/me flashes the dmille signal
Your power has gotten too great. We must summon the great Dmille
NovaBurn • 8 Feb 2006 @ 23:13 GMT
hot
frstkor13 • 9 Feb 2006 @ 00:32 GMT
wait, not
frstkor13 • 9 Feb 2006 @ 00:32 GMT
ok the chicken is not, but cj is hot
frstkor13 • 9 Feb 2006 @ 00:32 GMT
Why has the chicken only got one nipple?
And boi you gots some big waist.
crazytechpriest • 9 Feb 2006 @ 01:06 GMT
That’d be called a loose apron, techpriest.
I’m guessing you don’t fit into 26-inch waisted pants.
ceejayoz • 9 Feb 2006 @ 01:46 GMT
Ceejay’s latest attempt to pick up chicks doesn’t quite go as planned.
Handarazuur • 9 Feb 2006 @ 08:10 GMT
yeah i also notice the one nipple deal….
silver falcon • 9 Feb 2006 @ 10:39 GMT
Tremble before the dark lord of IRC!
Vaarok • 9 Feb 2006 @ 16:29 GMT
It’s not a nipple, guys, it’s a popup timer.
If your mothers didn’t cook all your meals you’d know that.
ceejayoz • 9 Feb 2006 @ 16:42 GMT
*cries at the truth of ceejays mean remark
p.s WTF is that between its legs??
crazytechpriest • 9 Feb 2006 @ 17:24 GMT
That’s where they rip all the internal organs out so the food doesn’t taste like chicken poop.
ceejayoz • 9 Feb 2006 @ 18:18 GMT
really, cos i thought it was a scrotum.
crazytechpriest • 9 Feb 2006 @ 19:50 GMT
Nice apron ceejay
[insert obligatory chicken remark here]
Deionarra • 9 Feb 2006 @ 20:50 GMT
techpriest, roosters don’t get sold for cooking. Only hens.
ceejayoz • 9 Feb 2006 @ 23:13 GMT
Thank god. That would kinda ruin Christmas, wouldnt it?
crazytechpriest • 9 Feb 2006 @ 23:32 GMT
actually you can buy roosters if you look, they’re used for coq au vin and some other french type stuff.
molo • 10 Feb 2006 @ 00:07 GMT
That’s not cooking, that’s fruity french shit.
ceejayoz • 10 Feb 2006 @ 04:15 GMT
^^^
Same thing.
Hi Cj. I call photoshopped on Cj’s head
the_living_god • 10 Feb 2006 @ 05:25 GMT
crazy coincidenceness..
I was born is Melbourne, and regularly travel to syracuse, which aint that far. And one of my friends just moved to Rotchester…
Aussiemoo • 10 Feb 2006 @ 14:22 GMT
Nice apron
Zoe teh Runt • 17 Feb 2006 @ 05:10 GMT
So, er… Which one’s you?
Kroggy • 19 Feb 2006 @ 23:05 GMT
The one with the pale skin and scrawny arms
crazytechpriest • 23 Feb 2006 @ 10:28 GMT
But thats both of them techpriest…
Archangel of Death • 27 Feb 2006 @ 00:52 GMT
That’s hot.
Kelly • 1 Mar 2006 @ 05:29 GMT
Shhhh, that’s a secret…
Kelly • 1 Mar 2006 @ 06:08 GMT
CJ, what the fuck is the badger thing supposed to mean?
Captain Taco • 5 Mar 2006 @ 17:53 GMT
Exactly that, Taco.
ceejayoz • 5 Mar 2006 @ 18:40 GMT
So, badger means if they look like a badger, right?
Fith Knight • 5 Mar 2006 @ 23:14 GMT
Badger.
ceejayoz • 6 Mar 2006 @ 00:52 GMT
Woo, 2000th comment!
ceejayoz • 6 Mar 2006 @ 03:19 GMT
BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER
CJ = Biggest Badger of all.
crazytechpriest • 10 Mar 2006 @ 00:12 GMT
I r in teh lurve with j00!!
Just a small fyi, but with me in the yearbook you may get comments like this everyday…
Huh, huh? You like that don’t you be-artch!
El Russo • 13 Mar 2006 @ 04:23 GMT
What’s that red dot on the chiken btw?
Or were you making an Indian?
Boom and boom.
See, comedy too – and if you don’t like it, well you’ll get that everyday instead!
El Russo • 13 Mar 2006 @ 04:29 GMT
holy shit el russo is still alive.
Moe • 14 Mar 2006 @ 19:37 GMT
Ah so you DID shutdown Relicuniverse….I only just noticed
And what Moe said…woah its El Russo! I remember you old buddy…
Additionally, damn you closed it within a month of me realising I shoulda put myself up here
scottismo • 27 Mar 2006 @ 01:33 GMT
Commenting and voting should now be closed.
ceejayoz • 8 May 2006 @ 17:03 GMT
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