Profile
other years · 2006 · 2007
nick
DoltIncognito (RB profile)
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real name
Elijah
e-mail address
billgates@microsoft.com: - please send me lots of hate mail.
website
location
Bay Area, CA
personal bio
I’m just your regular California boy, except with just a few more homicidal tendencies than your regular California boy.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and urinating in public places. Just kidding about the long walks part. I hate the beach.
Despite the fact that I look like a homeless crack whore, I’m actually going to be very rich soon. I’ve recently been in contact with a rich Nigerian millionaire, and he will soon transfer truckloads of cash to my bank account. He just needs my mother’s social security number and a few more nekkid pics of yours truly.
notable events
On February 30, 2006, I reached puberty, or so the doctors claimed. But I never trusted them, anyway. Unfortunately, they say there is no hope of me actually growing up.
The defining moment of my life was when I learned that santa wasn’t real, so I didn’t have to be good to get presents anymore.
Also, I became a senior member this year. OR NOT. I’VE ONLY BEEN A MEMBER OF RN FORUMS SINCE 2000, SO IT’S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE WHY I’M NOT A SENIOR MEMBER. You’d think they’d at least give me a custom avatar or something. But no.
favorite quote
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”—John Bright
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Comments (15)
DoltIncognito uploaded a new image...
Kush! You have face!
reki • 17 Oct 2006 @ 22:13 GMT
hahaahaha
I guess I’d have been surprised no matter what you look like, but seeing your face after all these years almost seems like the desecration of a legend.
Dimension • 17 Oct 2006 @ 22:16 GMT
i thought you were a seven-foot-tall black man – this totally ruins it.
molo • 19 Oct 2006 @ 02:26 GMT
You’d be surprised how often I hear that, molo. Soon as the lights come on they’re like, “I thought you were a seven foot tall black man.”
DoltIncognito • 19 Oct 2006 @ 04:21 GMT
I think I love you.
Dimension • 20 Oct 2006 @ 00:59 GMT
Hehehe, I love your profile. Don’t trim your beard, it could get interesting…
dreddnott • 21 Oct 2006 @ 05:54 GMT
yay spam.
Kelly • 23 Oct 2006 @ 07:47 GMT
Yes. I cheated. Canada is totally screwed in the guns department. You cheated too though. You have a beard, which makes you look dangerous, so, when you’re about to be mugged, the muggers think twice, and drop their guns and run away, leaving you with their guns, and a big grin, and, possibly, just possibly, a really huge run on sentence, just like this one, right smack in the middle, or, the bottom, for now, anyway, and the middle, later on, of your….
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what was I saying?
brianrt91v • 26 Oct 2006 @ 17:12 GMT
Ah. That’s who thinks I’m a commie. lol. Wicked beard dude.
Stalin(Lol)Mullertime • 26 Oct 2006 @ 17:26 GMT
Hey, came to say hi, no i´ve just said hi, anyway, hi! u¯u
Cortana • 7 Dec 2006 @ 04:32 GMT
[Kushan] leave me some comments telling me how hot i am
you’re as hot as ejaculating volcanos in leather
Dimension • 18 Dec 2006 @ 08:37 GMT
Do I know you?
Trinity • 27 Dec 2006 @ 06:17 GMT
Just wondering, how did you come up with that name?
And what does it mean to?
All I can get is:
dolt in cognito, or something that like that
Mullertime • 30 Dec 2006 @ 21:17 GMT
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