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Hiroshi_Tea (RB profile)
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real name
Timothy
e-mail address
moc.oohay@2itoad
location
Lancaster, Pennsylvania
personal bio
I was abandoned in space and left to die, but a fuel pod flew by and saved me from an untimely death. From then on, i was raised in a Needleship with my adopted Kadeshi family. Currently, I’ve fallen in love with a swarmer named Sheila, and we plan on marrying and having a lot of sex.
I’m 18 years old…just for clarification
notable events
Received Senior membership
Began college
Got my first job
favorite quote
“If at first you don’t succeed, you fail” – GLaDOS
profile viewed
1309 times

Comments (81)
Hiro! fluffles
Cable • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:15 GMT
Super-Hiroo! Use your special powers Spock..
Sorry about that swarmer, I stepped on it totally accidentally.
nyyti • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:19 GMT
Hies!
you totally owe us a pic
Laura • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:23 GMT
pics will come soon :p
Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:35 GMT
PIC PLS!
Rafta • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:35 GMT
Hi there!
When will we see your Santa avatar?^^
scoiatollo • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:42 GMT
Hi Hiro!
Sir Plasma • 5 Nov 2007 @ 21:09 GMT
Hello sir. Your profile lacks the sexification that only a fine picture can provide. Nudes are acceptable.
Verrin • 5 Nov 2007 @ 21:11 GMT
Love your art work and keep making origami swarmers to remake the first level of the garden.
Red Fox • 5 Nov 2007 @ 22:45 GMT
Im in ur yearbook, writin a haiku:
b b b b b
b b b b b b b
b b b b b
whats_true • 5 Nov 2007 @ 22:57 GMT
pics or it didn’t happen
GothicHorror • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:08 GMT
I may confuse you with other people from time to time…
El Russo • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:18 GMT
Hiroshi_Tea uploaded a new image...
yummm….swarmer
Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:28 GMT
Great pic, but you do look about five!
El Russo • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:30 GMT
Heya!
Rafta • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:31 GMT
what a youngling you are.
Someguy • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:36 GMT
Do you also put your money where your mouth is?
Trinity • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:49 GMT
18? You look like you’re 12.
General Nuke Em • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:03 GMT
GLOMPS!
Tiresias • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:26 GMT
OOOO hiroshi looks young,
roflmao • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:53 GMT
Hold on… he’s not writing in haiku! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIROSHI, IMPOSTOR?!
Robert Frazer • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:56 GMT
Yay asian army!
Statuskuo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 01:34 GMT
Oooooh, my Multi-Gun-Corvette thinks your cute. :3
Beast • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:45 GMT
/me fluffles Hiro
Kapyrna • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:54 GMT
Umm, I don’t think that’s how you refuel a ‘desi swarmer
the_sidewinder • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:31 GMT
You look really young.
The pic needs a ‘pod.
Possibly a needleship
Jianaran • 6 Nov 2007 @ 07:22 GMT
Nice swarmer
Chrysophylax • 6 Nov 2007 @ 13:47 GMT
Looks Japanese. Looks like a kid around 14.
Also, don’t just think about sex.
BrianGeneral • 6 Nov 2007 @ 14:13 GMT
Possibly, no in rl though
Twas infamous on irc, with the rare post on the forums. But other than that who knows!
Inq • 6 Nov 2007 @ 14:16 GMT
Hello Hiroshi, well you look younger as I excpected!
Kratos • 6 Nov 2007 @ 14:54 GMT
18 yrs, and it’s not a lie!
Hiroshi_Tea • 6 Nov 2007 @ 16:02 GMT
are HW ships edible?
Laura • 6 Nov 2007 @ 16:50 GMT
Man you look young _
You should be on Heroes and play like, younger Hiro. That would be crazy.
Hirmetrium • 6 Nov 2007 @ 16:53 GMT
Hiro… get creative.
Trinity • 6 Nov 2007 @ 17:35 GMT
Haiku-a-size it
Ira Aduro • 6 Nov 2007 @ 18:22 GMT
You can see all my pics, Hiro…uh oh…
Kapyrna • 6 Nov 2007 @ 18:47 GMT
o/
nurizeko • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:47 GMT
What is it with you and swarmers?
El Russo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:03 GMT
Do you really want to know?
Sir Plasma • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:20 GMT
Haha, people can’t tell how old asians are….
Case in point… I could get into “R” rated movies in middle school because the people didn’t know how old I was.
Or maybe they just didn’t care….
Statuskuo • 7 Nov 2007 @ 00:22 GMT
Being first is a useless endeavour…
finishing first is sublime.
Trinity • 7 Nov 2007 @ 02:25 GMT
You wrote me some thing
a bit of a haiku
now it is my turn
vlad • 7 Nov 2007 @ 09:07 GMT
Hello 18 year old
Who looks like 12
I can’t do haikus
Elukka • 7 Nov 2007 @ 15:40 GMT
Hey, haiku master
Haikus can make loads of sence!
Tyrannosaurus…
ImmortalChaos • 7 Nov 2007 @ 19:16 GMT
Heya Hiroshi.
And I suck at haikus. So I’m not going to even try.
:p
Gorb • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:03 GMT
you are probably right
i found older picture on photobucket
better?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/SACSlym/ak.jpg
SACSlym • 8 Nov 2007 @ 06:39 GMT
Yar.
Jinkguns • 8 Nov 2007 @ 15:32 GMT
You’re 18? Fooled the hell out of me. :p
Adonis • 8 Nov 2007 @ 17:20 GMT
Sheila? sounds like someone has watched too many episodes of RvB =P
typhunoftempest • 8 Nov 2007 @ 23:24 GMT
Well this is a small world. I’m currently at Millersville, Pennsylvania, which is just outside of Lancaster
Derivative • 9 Nov 2007 @ 01:47 GMT
lol..I do, but what can I say im asian
them apples • 9 Nov 2007 @ 03:08 GMT
/me waves a fuel pod in front of Hiroshi’s face
Archangel of Death • 9 Nov 2007 @ 06:08 GMT
Aged 18 years old
In Asian or human years?
It cannot be said
dreddnott • 9 Nov 2007 @ 08:06 GMT
Commence research of Fast-Tracking Turret systems.
Riess • 9 Nov 2007 @ 12:42 GMT
Jesus Christ, 18?.....
nurizeko • 9 Nov 2007 @ 13:52 GMT
ARRRRRRRRR.
Jinkguns • 9 Nov 2007 @ 16:14 GMT
/me tosses Hiro several dozen swarmers…and that fuelpod.
Damn, you look young. O.o
Oh, and is that a swarmer in your mouth or are you just happy to see Nika over there?
DeepChrome • 10 Nov 2007 @ 04:54 GMT
Senior Membership! Congrats!
Wait, what?!
Gorb • 11 Nov 2007 @ 03:42 GMT
Can swarmers give you backrubs? And if they can, do you really want them to?
btw – I’m enjoying a very lovely cup of Hibiscus tea ATM. Lovely.
Ira Aduro • 12 Nov 2007 @ 23:44 GMT
Just to echo other sentiments… are you any relation of Peter Pan :p ?
GroundZero • 14 Nov 2007 @ 02:37 GMT
Ahahaha, the quote is win^9.
Also hi. o/
Slow_Runner • 14 Nov 2007 @ 07:19 GMT
Just checking in.
nurizeko • 14 Nov 2007 @ 22:57 GMT
nah, hiroshi. they were there earlier.
Sir Plasma • 15 Nov 2007 @ 01:19 GMT
You look alot younger than 18, and for an Asian, that’s saying something.
I prefer multibeam frigates for breakfast, myself.
LynX • 15 Nov 2007 @ 12:08 GMT
LOL, thats random. Apple Pies FTW.
The Heretic • 16 Nov 2007 @ 19:17 GMT
I believe I replied wrongly to your comment. Hai person.
The Heretic • 16 Nov 2007 @ 19:18 GMT
my dog lol
SACSlym • 17 Nov 2007 @ 20:20 GMT
So really, is that a model? If it is, I’ll nearly kill for models of those things.
Max A K Challie • 19 Nov 2007 @ 10:39 GMT
Real men eat dreadnoughts!
Trinity • 22 Nov 2007 @ 17:02 GMT
SWARMERS ARE NOT FOOD.
Especially not sweet models of them. Unfair.
Hiigara • 27 Nov 2007 @ 09:19 GMT
Respect the mop top!
jorulius • 27 Nov 2007 @ 23:12 GMT
ROFL!
derge • 28 Nov 2007 @ 19:21 GMT
The perfect plan for revenge!
derge • 29 Nov 2007 @ 14:35 GMT
Your first name really Timothy?
Trinity • 1 Dec 2007 @ 02:07 GMT
Because I half expected to hear your real name was Hiroshi!
Cheers…
Trinity • 3 Dec 2007 @ 23:25 GMT
Love the swarmer
ORCACommander • 16 Dec 2007 @ 00:09 GMT
Happy
New
Year
Trinity • 31 Dec 2007 @ 19:42 GMT
Two words.
nurizeko • 4 Jun 2008 @ 15:01 GMT
You trapped me to increase your view count! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Heretic • 4 Jun 2008 @ 19:06 GMT
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Trinity • 29 Aug 2008 @ 21:50 GMT
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