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Hiroshi_Tea

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real name

Timothy

e-mail address

moc.oohay@2itoad

location

Lancaster, Pennsylvania

personal bio

I was abandoned in space and left to die, but a fuel pod flew by and saved me from an untimely death. From then on, i was raised in a Needleship with my adopted Kadeshi family. Currently, I’ve fallen in love with a swarmer named Sheila, and we plan on marrying and having a lot of sex.

I’m 18 years old…just for clarification

notable events

Received Senior membership
Began college
Got my first job

favorite quote

“If at first you don’t succeed, you fail” – GLaDOS

profile viewed

1309 times

Comments (81)

Hiro! fluffles

Cable • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:15 GMT

Super-Hiroo! Use your special powers Spock..

Sorry about that swarmer, I stepped on it totally accidentally.

nyyti • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:19 GMT

Hies!
you totally owe us a pic

Laura • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:23 GMT

pics will come soon :p

Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:35 GMT

PIC PLS!

Rafta • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:35 GMT

Hi there!

When will we see your Santa avatar?^^

scoiatollo • 5 Nov 2007 @ 20:42 GMT

Hi Hiro!

Sir Plasma • 5 Nov 2007 @ 21:09 GMT

Hello sir. Your profile lacks the sexification that only a fine picture can provide. Nudes are acceptable.

Verrin • 5 Nov 2007 @ 21:11 GMT

Love your art work and keep making origami swarmers to remake the first level of the garden.

Red Fox • 5 Nov 2007 @ 22:45 GMT

Im in ur yearbook, writin a haiku:

b b b b b
b b b b b b b
b b b b b

whats_true • 5 Nov 2007 @ 22:57 GMT

pics or it didn’t happen

GothicHorror • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:08 GMT

I may confuse you with other people from time to time…

El Russo • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:18 GMT

Hiroshi_Tea uploaded a new image...

yummm….swarmer

Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:28 GMT

Great pic, but you do look about five!

El Russo • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:30 GMT

Heya!

Rafta • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:31 GMT

what a youngling you are.

Someguy • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:36 GMT

Do you also put your money where your mouth is?

Trinity • 5 Nov 2007 @ 23:49 GMT

18? You look like you’re 12.

General Nuke Em • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:03 GMT

GLOMPS!

Tiresias • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:26 GMT

OOOO hiroshi looks young,

roflmao • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:53 GMT

Hold on… he’s not writing in haiku! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIROSHI, IMPOSTOR?!

Robert Frazer • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:56 GMT

Yay asian army!

Statuskuo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 01:34 GMT

Oooooh, my Multi-Gun-Corvette thinks your cute. :3

Beast • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:45 GMT

/me fluffles Hiro

Kapyrna • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:54 GMT

Umm, I don’t think that’s how you refuel a ‘desi swarmer

the_sidewinder • 6 Nov 2007 @ 06:31 GMT

You look really young.
The pic needs a ‘pod.
Possibly a needleship

Jianaran • 6 Nov 2007 @ 07:22 GMT

Nice swarmer

Chrysophylax • 6 Nov 2007 @ 13:47 GMT

Looks Japanese. Looks like a kid around 14.
Also, don’t just think about sex.

BrianGeneral • 6 Nov 2007 @ 14:13 GMT

Possibly, no in rl though Twas infamous on irc, with the rare post on the forums. But other than that who knows!

Inq • 6 Nov 2007 @ 14:16 GMT

Hello Hiroshi, well you look younger as I excpected!

Kratos • 6 Nov 2007 @ 14:54 GMT

18 yrs, and it’s not a lie!

Hiroshi_Tea • 6 Nov 2007 @ 16:02 GMT

are HW ships edible?

Laura • 6 Nov 2007 @ 16:50 GMT

Man you look young _

You should be on Heroes and play like, younger Hiro. That would be crazy.

Hirmetrium • 6 Nov 2007 @ 16:53 GMT

Hiro… get creative.

Trinity • 6 Nov 2007 @ 17:35 GMT

Haiku-a-size it

Ira Aduro • 6 Nov 2007 @ 18:22 GMT

You can see all my pics, Hiro…uh oh…

Kapyrna • 6 Nov 2007 @ 18:47 GMT

o/

nurizeko • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:47 GMT

What is it with you and swarmers?

El Russo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:03 GMT

Do you really want to know?

Sir Plasma • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:20 GMT

Haha, people can’t tell how old asians are….

Case in point… I could get into “R” rated movies in middle school because the people didn’t know how old I was.

Or maybe they just didn’t care….

Statuskuo • 7 Nov 2007 @ 00:22 GMT

Being first is a useless endeavour…
finishing first is sublime.

Trinity • 7 Nov 2007 @ 02:25 GMT

You wrote me some thing
a bit of a haiku
now it is my turn

vlad • 7 Nov 2007 @ 09:07 GMT

Hello 18 year old
Who looks like 12
I can’t do haikus

Elukka • 7 Nov 2007 @ 15:40 GMT

Hey, haiku master
Haikus can make loads of sence!
Tyrannosaurus…

ImmortalChaos • 7 Nov 2007 @ 19:16 GMT

Heya Hiroshi.

And I suck at haikus. So I’m not going to even try.

:p

Gorb • 7 Nov 2007 @ 20:03 GMT

you are probably right
i found older picture on photobucket
better?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/SACSlym/ak.jpg

SACSlym • 8 Nov 2007 @ 06:39 GMT

Yar.

Jinkguns • 8 Nov 2007 @ 15:32 GMT

You’re 18? Fooled the hell out of me. :p

Adonis • 8 Nov 2007 @ 17:20 GMT

Sheila? sounds like someone has watched too many episodes of RvB =P

typhunoftempest • 8 Nov 2007 @ 23:24 GMT

Well this is a small world. I’m currently at Millersville, Pennsylvania, which is just outside of Lancaster

Derivative • 9 Nov 2007 @ 01:47 GMT

lol..I do, but what can I say im asian

them apples • 9 Nov 2007 @ 03:08 GMT

/me waves a fuel pod in front of Hiroshi’s face

Archangel of Death • 9 Nov 2007 @ 06:08 GMT

Aged 18 years old
In Asian or human years?
It cannot be said

dreddnott • 9 Nov 2007 @ 08:06 GMT

Commence research of Fast-Tracking Turret systems.

Riess • 9 Nov 2007 @ 12:42 GMT

Jesus Christ, 18?.....

nurizeko • 9 Nov 2007 @ 13:52 GMT

ARRRRRRRRR.

Jinkguns • 9 Nov 2007 @ 16:14 GMT

/me tosses Hiro several dozen swarmers…and that fuelpod.

Damn, you look young. O.o

Oh, and is that a swarmer in your mouth or are you just happy to see Nika over there?

DeepChrome • 10 Nov 2007 @ 04:54 GMT

Senior Membership! Congrats!

Wait, what?!

Gorb • 11 Nov 2007 @ 03:42 GMT

Can swarmers give you backrubs? And if they can, do you really want them to?

btw – I’m enjoying a very lovely cup of Hibiscus tea ATM. Lovely.

Ira Aduro • 12 Nov 2007 @ 23:44 GMT

Just to echo other sentiments… are you any relation of Peter Pan :p ?

GroundZero • 14 Nov 2007 @ 02:37 GMT

Ahahaha, the quote is win^9.

Also hi. o/

Slow_Runner • 14 Nov 2007 @ 07:19 GMT

Just checking in.

nurizeko • 14 Nov 2007 @ 22:57 GMT

nah, hiroshi. they were there earlier.

Sir Plasma • 15 Nov 2007 @ 01:19 GMT

You look alot younger than 18, and for an Asian, that’s saying something.

I prefer multibeam frigates for breakfast, myself.

LynX • 15 Nov 2007 @ 12:08 GMT

LOL, thats random. Apple Pies FTW.

The Heretic • 16 Nov 2007 @ 19:17 GMT

I believe I replied wrongly to your comment. Hai person.

The Heretic • 16 Nov 2007 @ 19:18 GMT

my dog lol

SACSlym • 17 Nov 2007 @ 20:20 GMT

So really, is that a model? If it is, I’ll nearly kill for models of those things.

Max A K Challie • 19 Nov 2007 @ 10:39 GMT

Real men eat dreadnoughts!

Trinity • 22 Nov 2007 @ 17:02 GMT

SWARMERS ARE NOT FOOD.
Especially not sweet models of them. Unfair.

Hiigara • 27 Nov 2007 @ 09:19 GMT

Respect the mop top!

jorulius • 27 Nov 2007 @ 23:12 GMT

ROFL!

derge • 28 Nov 2007 @ 19:21 GMT

The perfect plan for revenge!

derge • 29 Nov 2007 @ 14:35 GMT

Your first name really Timothy?

Trinity • 1 Dec 2007 @ 02:07 GMT

Because I half expected to hear your real name was Hiroshi!

Cheers…

Trinity • 3 Dec 2007 @ 23:25 GMT

Love the swarmer

ORCACommander • 16 Dec 2007 @ 00:09 GMT

Happy

New

Year

Trinity • 31 Dec 2007 @ 19:42 GMT

Two words.

nurizeko • 4 Jun 2008 @ 15:01 GMT

You trapped me to increase your view count! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Heretic • 4 Jun 2008 @ 19:06 GMT

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