Profile
other years · 2006 · 2007
nick
DoltIncognito (RB profile)
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real name
Elijah
e-mail address
seferoth666_2000@aol.com
location
Bay area, CA
personal bio
So what is there to say about me that hasn’t been said before? A lot, of course. This is because the things people usually tend to say about me are SLANDEROUS LIES. Especially the things Canadians say about me.
So, a Bio. Well, I’m an American, (And proud of it! I love being a member of the best nation in the world!), I’m highly intelligent, humble, respectful, and I have an enormous schlong.
OK, so the entire above paragraph is a lie – except for the thing about America being the best nation in the world – that’s a documented fact.
notable events
Turned 13.
Got banned from XBL for using racial slurs. (Since when is accusing all Canadians of being “gay commie liberals” a racial slur?)
Called someone gay on the internets.
Discovered real, irrefutable, empirical evidence that God is real.
favorite quote
“As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.” —Scott Adams.
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Comments (20)
DoltIncognito uploaded a new image...
That’s actually quite neat!
El Russo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:00 GMT
Masta Chief!
Hiroshi_Tea • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:07 GMT
swarmers are sexier then him though
Hiroshi_Tea • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:08 GMT
I put on my wizard robe and hat
Chrysophylax • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:20 GMT
No way will that noggin fit in that helmet dolt.
Zepherian • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:27 GMT
I must say, Dolt Incognito, that you’re an enviably manly man to be able to sport a mane like that at a tender teenage time…!
Robert Frazer • 6 Nov 2007 @ 00:52 GMT
Is it me or have your pubes moved up north?
Zepherian • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:22 GMT
If you are 13 who is the paedophile in the pic?
Trinity • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:24 GMT
I have no idea. Luckily I was wearing the helmet or I might have been raeped.
DoltIncognito • 6 Nov 2007 @ 05:25 GMT
hey cutie, if you’re not anything later message me @ hotgirliepinkxoxlolol
o and bring your friend in the helmet.
Splitstar • 6 Nov 2007 @ 08:11 GMT
Totally sexay.
Whoever is holding the helmet.
Pijama • 6 Nov 2007 @ 18:32 GMT
Hey where did the dolt go?
Sajuukar • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:08 GMT
Nice chief.
naradaman • 7 Nov 2007 @ 05:47 GMT
Ha ha ha. What is it with you and thinking I look like Stalin!? :p
Mullertime • 8 Nov 2007 @ 02:02 GMT
Your profile made me lol. I can’t believe I have such a shallow sense of humour.
dreddnott • 9 Nov 2007 @ 03:41 GMT
I Heard Masta Is Great For One Night Stands, Doesn’t Charge Much Either…
Kronos • 9 Nov 2007 @ 09:49 GMT
Blarg!
MadCatChiken • 12 Nov 2007 @ 20:16 GMT
Happy
New
Year
Trinity • 31 Dec 2007 @ 19:35 GMT
If you are going to call me something at least learn how to spell it correctly. I am a whore!
Trinity • 3 Jan 2008 @ 21:51 GMT
Say something