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Sajuukar (RB profile)
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real name
Alberto Prado
e-mail address
alberto@pants.com
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location
Sexy, California
personal bio
Looted a Spanish galleon full of gold, been pirating pants ever since.
You know, few people realize I am, in fact, Mexican. More specifically, I am 50% Spanish, 12.5% Apache, 12.5% Cora, and 25%... other stuff…
There’s a cool story I’ll put in next year about how a set of my great-grandparents met 
notable events
Realizing that pants are better than everything… even… yes, you know…
favorite quote
“Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!”
David Glasgow Farragut
“I find your lack of pants disturbing”
Probably Darth Vader
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PANTS ARE A LIE! Shorts is where it is at in the lower apparel section!
Julian • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:32 GMT
A pirate comes back to port from his days out at sea (pirating of course) and visits his local bar.
The barman exclaims “what happened to you!? You’ve got a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch!!”
“Well” says the pirate “We got into a big battle and during the cannon-fire my leg got blown off! Then, in the ensuing boarding, my hand got chopped off…”
“Blimey” comes the response “What happened with your eye?”
“Well, it was my first day with the hook and bird shat in my face.”
How’s that for comedy gold
El Russo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 19:54 GMT
Of course – Librans r teh zex!
El Russo • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:26 GMT
LIBRAS UNITE!
the_sidewinder • 6 Nov 2007 @ 20:40 GMT
What is it with all these people lined up against a fence or wall for their pics?
Trinity • 6 Nov 2007 @ 21:19 GMT
They secretly desire a firing squad?
Relic Forums norcal meetup?
General Nuke Em • 6 Nov 2007 @ 21:36 GMT
neighbor indeed
SACSlym • 6 Nov 2007 @ 22:28 GMT
Looks like you’re trying to sell us your modeling picture.
Splitstar • 7 Nov 2007 @ 00:20 GMT
hello
that fence is taller than you
Hiroshi_Tea • 7 Nov 2007 @ 00:40 GMT
Why do you look so shifty? I got my eyes on you…
naradaman • 7 Nov 2007 @ 05:47 GMT
Dammit guys, I do desire all of these things, why not just give in?
Sajuukar • 7 Nov 2007 @ 06:03 GMT
How tall was that fence? o_O
Yogo • 7 Nov 2007 @ 09:40 GMT
Okay, since everyone thinks it’s strange that I’m so tiny in comparison to the fence I’ll say that the fence is one of those tall fences in a large, homogeneous, home-development project made to allow ppl some privacy. If you really need to get a sense of scale,realize that those are 2X4s going horizontally along the fence. I will also add that I’m not particularly tall anyway… like 5’5” or so, last I checked. I am Mexican after all
So THERE!
Sajuukar • 7 Nov 2007 @ 17:59 GMT
HEY, SUP
just spamming…
Laura • 7 Nov 2007 @ 19:48 GMT
Happy
New
Year
Trinity • 1 Jan 2008 @ 04:48 GMT
Say something