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Kronos (RB profile)
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real name
Phillip S
e-mail address
spam sapm samp smap = maps backwards!
location
New Zealand
personal bio
I Am Normal Except For Everything About Me That Is Not Like Eating My Own Face Timing How Long It Takes Me To Stand Still For One Minute Watching People Lose Their Keys In Their Pocket Staring At Atoms Playing Guitar With My Elbows Playing French Cricket With Helium Ballons Watching Candles Burn In A Vacuum Fining Anyone Who Breaks Murphy’s Law Not Using Correct Grammar And Punctuation And Taking Awesome To The Next Level.
notable events
1992 – Being Born
1066 – Placing Bets On The Battle Of Hastings
1483 – Inventing Legs
1484 – Patenting Toes
1948 – Dating May West
1839 – Discovering Fire
2007 – Patenting Bullshit
40000 – Hangin With My Bitch, The Emperor
favorite quote
I was obliged to be industrious, those who are equally industrious shall succeed, equally well. J.S. Bach
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Comments (13)
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I Own You And Your TV Remotes.
Kronos • 9 Nov 2007 @ 08:52 GMT
Hair is 92.603% more awesome this year.
DoltIncognito • 9 Nov 2007 @ 09:31 GMT
Yes, Hair Is A Fantastic Investment.
Kronos • 9 Nov 2007 @ 09:50 GMT
Hair needs Scissors…nice colour though.
HomeBoy • 9 Nov 2007 @ 10:19 GMT
Scissors Are My Mortal Nemesis!
Kronos • 9 Nov 2007 @ 10:38 GMT
Long live the long hair!
darkelf • 9 Nov 2007 @ 15:41 GMT
e.e. cummings would be proud
Trinity • 9 Nov 2007 @ 17:59 GMT
Pantene Pro-V or Herbal Essences?
Verrin • 10 Nov 2007 @ 17:12 GMT
Man, Kronos, I didn’t know you were a Kiwi!
vol_907 • 10 Nov 2007 @ 19:05 GMT
I’m a head and shoulders man myself. It makes my hair so soft and… uh, and manly.
Verrin • 14 Nov 2007 @ 06:37 GMT
Happy
New
Year
Trinity • 31 Dec 2007 @ 19:51 GMT
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