What can I say?

I enjoy making four course meals from a box of macaroni and cheese using only a skillet and a spoon. I turned a microwave into a television that only plays reality TV. When I get bored, I write Haikus about 18th century poetry. I am greatly unknown on these forums and critique army lists with a calculator. I rewrote the seventh Harry Potter book to prove a point. I would vote Tucker Max for President. I create glorious self portraits on beaches with pebbles and tequila. I have a fourth grade education and cannot read or write. I am addicted to a mixture of green stuff and plastic cement. I always get big spoon and drink three beers at the same time.

None specified.

The liver is evil and must be punished.