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Thai An
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Lancaster, PA
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Working as a web developer for the Millersville Sect of the Great Needleship. Currently madly in love with Sheila. Loves cuddle sessions with her.
19 years old
i’m also very honored to be in the relic yearbook of 2008. I’ll be whoring away. It wouldn’t be possible without your help!
notable events
Got some girls working under me at work.
Started second year of college.
Drank chocolate milk despite lactose intolerance.
Felt loved by RelicNews community
favorite quote
“life is essentially a chess game.
You have to plan and calculate and
I am so lonely.”
-asofterworld
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Comments (91)
Also, hi.
Shoota Fodder • 4 Nov 2008 @ 21:35 GMT
yay, first =)
Nice to see
that you are still
around.
scoiatollo • 4 Nov 2008 @ 21:35 GMT
dammit… ;p
scoiatollo • 4 Nov 2008 @ 21:35 GMT
hi.
Ultimatum • 4 Nov 2008 @ 21:48 GMT
Hiro you have come
It is always a great pleasure
Don’t be a stranger
Nurizeko • 4 Nov 2008 @ 22:03 GMT
A haiku for me?
I should reply with another,
but i suck at words
Dark Angel N00b • 4 Nov 2008 @ 22:08 GMT
A Haiku is cool,
So long as it is well done,
This one sucks so bad.
Also, hai.
Flonky • 4 Nov 2008 @ 22:15 GMT
Hai Hiroshi
Your poem made me smile big
I copy you they say
Have a good one mert =]
Mosh4Life • 4 Nov 2008 @ 22:17 GMT
Nice Haiku there, Mosh. =]
Flonky • 4 Nov 2008 @ 22:20 GMT
Hey Hiroshi, long time fan of your art work in the studio.
Rusty Nail • 4 Nov 2008 @ 22:25 GMT
The profile of a
spammer, who disguises it
as a friendly poem.
I used to have thoughts…
Could ponder eternally…
Damn lobotomy!
Anyways…
This chaotic man
says hello, but spam must be
delivered to others.
Hurrr.
ImmortalChaos • 4 Nov 2008 @ 22:32 GMT
Hiro, I’m not going to try and write a Haiku, but instead I shall do this.
Hello.
Heretic • 4 Nov 2008 @ 23:26 GMT
hello hiroshi
haikus are your style aren’t they
mine is dastardly
El Russo • 5 Nov 2008 @ 00:16 GMT
Hiro you have no pic
get it sorted now you dolt
my Haikus suck bad
AshaD • 5 Nov 2008 @ 00:29 GMT
While my mouth is wide
and open enticingly
Hiro needs much less
for the swarmer king
an old spinster’s pinched lips
would do quite nicely
Sir Plasma • 5 Nov 2008 @ 01:25 GMT
Hiroshi_Tea uploaded a new image...
i have new image
it has my lover in it
my lovely Sheila [3
Hiroshi_Tea • 5 Nov 2008 @ 02:15 GMT
Their is just way to much Haiku in this place.
whats_true • 5 Nov 2008 @ 03:05 GMT
That’s true!
Trinity • 5 Nov 2008 @ 04:18 GMT
HI HIRO
the_sidewinder • 5 Nov 2008 @ 04:29 GMT
What the hell, you don’t look 12.
Elukka • 5 Nov 2008 @ 08:09 GMT
I fail at haikus.
No, really, I fail at them.
I’m totally joking.
Gorb • 5 Nov 2008 @ 09:11 GMT
... well …
Rafta • 5 Nov 2008 @ 09:22 GMT
You always seems to post the weirdest comments Hiroshi….
Sheep • 5 Nov 2008 @ 09:46 GMT
Where are your Kadeshi strippers? =(
MadCatChiken • 5 Nov 2008 @ 09:51 GMT
I thought I should reply
my god you obsess over homeworld
bring sajuuks to bear
AshaD • 5 Nov 2008 @ 11:16 GMT
I am not replying in Haiku form. Take that!
Moe • 5 Nov 2008 @ 12:39 GMT
whore ;d
typhunoftempest • 5 Nov 2008 @ 13:39 GMT
Swarming social networks are
Popularity
Incarnate. Hi, Hiroshi!
—Retro, who would have put a smilie in that haiku except he’s not sure whether or not it counts as a syllable.
Retroboy • 5 Nov 2008 @ 15:01 GMT
Whoops – 5/7/5, you silly bugger Retro. Apologies – post pub-crawl in St. John’s, Newfoundland and not thinkin’ straight.
Here’s let’s try again
Popularity
is when kadeshi swarmers
eat yearbook profiles.
Retroboy • 5 Nov 2008 @ 15:03 GMT
I am impressed
Haiku writing can be hard
For some entries
Finaldeath • 5 Nov 2008 @ 15:39 GMT
Meep!
Gazbeans • 5 Nov 2008 @ 16:17 GMT
Whats with the haikus
I hate them with a passion
Wait a sec, oh crap…
paloozzaa • 5 Nov 2008 @ 16:51 GMT
Ahoy-hoy. It’s amazing how time flies, eh? I’ll be dead before I know it!
Verrin • 5 Nov 2008 @ 16:54 GMT
very nice, how much?
Grabnutz • 5 Nov 2008 @ 17:06 GMT
Haikus are written
Across the yearbook gifted
Nobody smiles
Giant Moth • 5 Nov 2008 @ 17:26 GMT
free verse is the
freeing path
take it or be locked
in 5/7/5 and
images of nature
Ira Aduro • 5 Nov 2008 @ 21:46 GMT
zomg hiroshi. Must you first post everyone in order for you to become a mod or something? You should go for that.
NeCoHo • 5 Nov 2008 @ 21:53 GMT
HIII HIRO [3~
ZellFish • 5 Nov 2008 @ 23:53 GMT
Hiro you rock star
with girls working under you
Haiku spam pwns all
I feel so dirty.
Danustar • 6 Nov 2008 @ 01:44 GMT
You shall not beat me
prepare for haiku battle
Asha will prevail
AshaD • 6 Nov 2008 @ 02:09 GMT
I have to say mate,
My eyes are only red cos,
The camera sucks.
Gorb • 6 Nov 2008 @ 03:11 GMT
Wield swarmers responsibly.
Nurizeko • 6 Nov 2008 @ 03:41 GMT
Is Sheila the name of your swarmer?
dreddnott • 6 Nov 2008 @ 06:31 GMT
I’m glad you accept
but you’ve made a mistake
you shall not beat me.
AshaD • 6 Nov 2008 @ 09:51 GMT
What did you say fool?
the above is 5/7/5
is it wrong? explain
:p
Did I seriously making a mistake or are you pulling my leg.
AshaD • 6 Nov 2008 @ 14:40 GMT
The tests you may take
My motherboard you may brake
But you shall never have your cake.
-GLaDOS.
Silver_Wolf# • 6 Nov 2008 @ 15:47 GMT
nature images
are common in a haiku
but not in yours, why?
Ira Aduro • 6 Nov 2008 @ 19:20 GMT
I still believe that
you’ve is two syllables
I are english nerd.
AshaD • 6 Nov 2008 @ 19:37 GMT
You’ve? Two syllables?
Um, no. Count on your fingers.
You’ve. One. Hiro wins!
Danustar • 6 Nov 2008 @ 22:14 GMT
Quick break from haiku a sec.
If you consider that you’ve is you have contracted, I believe that adding the ‘ve to the end warrants a new syllable.
Also shaddap danustar.
See I have not lost.
I pronounce you’ve, you-vuh.
Dan can eat my balls.
AshaD • 6 Nov 2008 @ 22:55 GMT
sexual nature
as a topic among teens
is quite natural
Ira Aduro • 7 Nov 2008 @ 05:02 GMT
ah, toilet humor
leaves a bad taste in the mouth
please be sure to flush
Ira Aduro • 7 Nov 2008 @ 19:55 GMT
view count three one four
this is the infamous pi
pie will be served now
Hiroshi_Tea • 8 Nov 2008 @ 03:10 GMT
Your habit of haiku
On your yearbook entry
Shatters feeble minds.
MonMalthias • 8 Nov 2008 @ 10:43 GMT
The above haiku
goes 5,6,5, which is wrong
I apologise.
MonMalthias • 8 Nov 2008 @ 10:45 GMT
old pic, you look young
you’ve seen me on facebook
we’re both idiots
El Russo • 8 Nov 2008 @ 17:11 GMT
What happened after the chocolate milk?
Mac_Bug • 9 Nov 2008 @ 08:29 GMT
Damnit hiro, you’re storming ahead in the views/comments department now.
Damnit, just realised I’m helping you! Quick, I must multi-comment my own page!
Gorb • 9 Nov 2008 @ 15:18 GMT
epic comments live
a life of their own and are
not tied to mere pics
Ira Aduro • 10 Nov 2008 @ 01:36 GMT
Let’s just say that the
chocolate milk led to much
crying and torment
Hiroshi_Tea • 10 Nov 2008 @ 01:54 GMT
Oh come on Hiro
Wasabi is good for you
Antioxidants!
Danustar • 10 Nov 2008 @ 02:38 GMT
A broken haiku
Can be disturbing to read
How do you feel?
Jianaran • 10 Nov 2008 @ 09:41 GMT
You so are jealous
cos I gots me a lady
happy fun time soon.
AshaD • 10 Nov 2008 @ 20:59 GMT
Haha. My power can only go so far. Never was involved in a relationship before so, yeap.
man4857 • 11 Nov 2008 @ 03:40 GMT
haiku haiku hai..
ku haiku haiku haiku
haiku haiku hai
Raptor_Shadow • 11 Nov 2008 @ 04:43 GMT
Is anyone else
using their goddam fingers
to count syllables?
Danustar • 11 Nov 2008 @ 09:32 GMT
English Haiku Sucks
Lacks the Individual
Words bright resonance
Inst • 11 Nov 2008 @ 15:23 GMT
It’s shimmering, the
luminance of the moon on the
august’s fine water
Inst • 11 Nov 2008 @ 15:25 GMT
Haha. It’s a mix of Vietnamese and Chinese. Parents were from China, migrated to Vietnam and fled during the Vietnam War to the US.
man4857 • 11 Nov 2008 @ 17:32 GMT
It involves lots of kittens. Though you appear to be ahead, still
Gorb • 12 Nov 2008 @ 03:45 GMT
Donna worry Danustar
I count on my hands too ;]
Mosh4Life • 15 Nov 2008 @ 00:56 GMT
Save the cheerleader
Power over time and space
Hiro, use for good!
SquidDNA • 16 Nov 2008 @ 04:52 GMT
Just curious,
have you ever broken your poem posts? I haven’t sen one.
CommodoreKitty • 16 Nov 2008 @ 06:32 GMT
I think we all do.
Count on our fingers that is.
You’re doing it now!
Danustar • 17 Nov 2008 @ 02:16 GMT
these are the comments that do not ennnd!
they will go on and on my friennnd!
some people, started BSing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they will continure BSing it just because…
..these are the comments that do not ennnd…
typhunoftempest • 18 Nov 2008 @ 15:01 GMT
Has anyone ever told you you look like the star of heros?
Splitmonkey • 18 Nov 2008 @ 17:13 GMT
Because, it is soft and fluffy.
Heretic • 19 Nov 2008 @ 23:08 GMT
can not eat spaceships
nyyti • 22 Nov 2008 @ 07:37 GMT
I didn’t bother
reading all the haiku stuff
because it is spams.
Vijil • 28 Nov 2008 @ 14:26 GMT
Lol hiroshi, ive been reading your haikus for forever it seems. You never failed to impress.
Thanks for the comment.
Harry • 1 Dec 2008 @ 02:22 GMT
LOL, is that Sheila in the pic?
Also, you need to start on that Proactiv shit or something…your poor forehead.
Anyways, you look good. Chilled to the bone, but good.
Chrome • 10 Dec 2008 @ 07:59 GMT
Nice photo Hiro, you are posing with your object of obsession yet you appear to otherwise look presentable.
Hiro loves his ship
it seems so inanimate
but its full of love
Nurizeko • 19 Dec 2008 @ 16:00 GMT
Full of love???
Come on Nuri… look at that expression… I’m willing to bet that that lil’ spaceship is full of LAZOR
Mullertime • 22 Dec 2008 @ 00:00 GMT
:/
I’m hakued out
typhunoftempest • 24 Dec 2008 @ 15:35 GMT
people do not need
to post in haiku for me
i will not force
my view upon other people
Hiroshi_Tea • 24 Dec 2008 @ 20:12 GMT
you have awesome artworks on the forum~
-I’m not posting in Haiku!
Eric072691 • 24 Dec 2008 @ 20:41 GMT
Lovely, i would give you a needleship for a present, but it would be too big to send in the mail.
And what’s Haiku by the way?
Makaan • 28 Dec 2008 @ 12:04 GMT
i do like haiku
so i posted this one now
it is very fun
Makaan • 29 Dec 2008 @ 16:03 GMT
It is indeed a bunny, I won it for my version of your swarmer, except she was much bigger and softer and alive.
Nurizeko • 30 Dec 2008 @ 09:54 GMT
you ARE a yearbook whore, Hiro :d
typhunoftempest • 15 Jan 2009 @ 18:00 GMT
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