Profile
nick
Dimension (RB profile)
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real name
Raggamuffin MacFruitbat
e-mail address
god@work.hv
website
location
On the new years resolution of a woman near you!
personal bio
1334 BC: Hellenic Prophecy foretells the coming of the saviour of all milk-based cheese
1882: On his deathbed Darwin foresees the next step in human evolution
1973: RaptorJesus dies in Rio
1981: Dimension is born to scientist parents
1982: Dimension invents Solar Power
1984: The first Terminator travels back in Time to find and kill “DSHON CONNUH”. His quest fails under mysterious circumstances
1989: Dimension ends the cold war by inventing the real internet
1993: Dimension rescues culinary culture by combining Bacon and Strawberry-Cheesecake-Icecream into a single tasty Dessert
1999: Dimension joins Relicnews on christmas day
2005: Dimension marries Elisha Cuthbert in Vegas, then divorces 77 hours later, citing sunspots and alcohol abuse as the cause
2009: Dimension disproves God using the second law of thermodynamics and an overclocked Playstation 3
notable events
Found the next buddha (see picture) and combined to form the original MasterBlaster
favorite quote
“OH MY GOD, are you who I think you are?” – Elisha Cuthbert, ca. 2005
profile viewed
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Comments (17)
Dimension uploaded a new image...
It looks like you need
a comment to start off your
sexy yearbook page
Hiroshi_Tea • 24 Sep 2009 @ 17:00 GMT
Now this is a man of achievement!
Sajuukar • 24 Sep 2009 @ 17:21 GMT
Stick shift talk + pink background reminds me of something less wholesome than yearbooks :S
Nurizeko • 24 Sep 2009 @ 18:34 GMT
Awwww. Your niece?
Void • 24 Sep 2009 @ 20:07 GMT
nephew…
Dimension • 24 Sep 2009 @ 22:04 GMT
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Listen to this while looking at my profile
Dimension • 24 Sep 2009 @ 23:51 GMT
Ragamuffin?
Moe • 25 Sep 2009 @ 00:05 GMT
mmmm sugar lumps
Sword_Monkey • 25 Sep 2009 @ 04:39 GMT
Sounds like from your bio that you need to change your name to PanDimensional or something.
Retroboy • 25 Sep 2009 @ 09:14 GMT
AHA HA HA HA. Best bio evar.
Kirjava • 25 Sep 2009 @ 11:47 GMT
This profile is made even funnier by the fact that I have never even heard of you.
Oh,John,no! • 25 Sep 2009 @ 15:11 GMT
Hahaha, i don’t explode, but i can hurdle fences.
Show us how you disproved god!
Sheep • 28 Sep 2009 @ 14:42 GMT
Grow up.
You have a kid! C’mon!
Shoota Fodder • 28 Sep 2009 @ 21:08 GMT
You have evil eyes.
Cable • 29 Sep 2009 @ 17:49 GMT
Jennifer Connely? HAHA, brilliant.
Also, pictar too mundane. Give us TEH HAWT
Pijama • 30 Sep 2009 @ 20:54 GMT
Hai Dimmy!
Croaxleigh • 19 Oct 2009 @ 03:40 GMT
Say something